January 2011
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The Dilemma Movie Review
I am not sure if the Dilemma is a comedy or a romantic comedy or something else. I know it is a work of fiction if a woman as attractive as Winona Ryder is married to an unfunny, zilch like Kevin James. As a husky guy, I date beautiful women, its a fact but I make up for it in personality. Kevin James does not, hence my problem with this movie.
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For the Ladies: Alexander Skarsgård
Now, if I was casting the THOR movie, I would have either made Alex here, THOR or LOKI. He already plays a viking on TRUE BLOOD, so it would not be a problem for the guy.
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QUESTION: Queen Latifah: Why is she a "sexy" lady?
really. Is she sexy? Funny?
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Morning Wood for 1/20/011: Sara Stone
Its not every day that a porn star of Sara’s shows up on my door step with stars in her eyes and asks to be featured on MORNING WOOD. After a lengthy discussion of what she brings to the table, I agreed and by discussion, I mean sex.
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Question: how long till you fart in front of...
I saw, date 2. You?
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Morning Wood for 1/19/011: Katie Price
Katie Price was married to cage-fighter Alex Reid, so she was off limits but not anymore since they separated. She is one good looking model that I wouldn’t trade in for a newer one. If you know what I mean….
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QUESTION: how old were you when you lost your...
Spill it. Your mom won’t know.
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THE GREEN HORNET REVIEW
Yesterday afternoon I went with my friend RON and his son to see THE GREEN HORNET. I was looking forward to this movie, since I love superhero movies. I was a bit skeptical about it since Seth Rogen as The Green Hornet was not my 1st choice. He nailed it though. He also co wrote the film, which I didn’t know. That kind of made more sense to me on why he was able to nail...
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Katy Perry has the best pasties
she really does
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoDRaamnHto
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Morning Wood for 1/18/011: Candice Boucher
Being the world traveler that I am, I come across the best food, the best booze and the best women. Candice asked me if I can hand over her head shots to PLAYBOY while she cooked me some zebra steaks in her home town of South Africa. Who am I to say no?
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QUESTION: Who is your favorite all time leading...
feel free to respond with pics.
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Morning Wood for 1/17/011: Julia Voth
How could anyone ever forget Mrs. Voth as TRIXIE in the cinema classic BITCH SLAP? Crazy talk, I know. This is one hot chick and she knows the value of being featured on MORNING WOOD since she asked me to be on it the other night when we were out. Oh, wait, I don’t think I was supposed to mention that.
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Sunday School: Kim Kardashian
Your lesson for today: how to warm up on a cold winter afternoon.
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Question: Name 3 famous people you would want to...
any 3 people. living or dead. who you got?
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Afternoon Delite: Kelly Bundy
Yeah, Kelly Bundy, not Christina Applegate. No offense to Christina but sometimes the characters we play become bigger than us. Deal with it.
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For The Ladies: John Morrison
This pretty boy makes the female WWE fans leave snail trails on their couches
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Andrew Garfield as Spiderman
1st look at Garfield in the Spiderman get up. He looks just like Toby did in the 1st movie. What is the point of this? Hey, MARVEL, do you not want your characters to grow at all?
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QUESTION: You are picked to help colonize Mars but...
Why or Why not?
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Morning Wood for 1/13/011: Erica Campbell
.I first met Mrs. Campbell on the set of her penthouse shoot, some time ago. That was a great weekend. I saw last week in Vegas, during the AVN and I snubbed her. Why? Because, the snub works.
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Afternoon Delite: Anne Hathaway
I thought it was sweet that Anne sent me these teaser pics from her Nicholas Samartis photo shoot. I know we have seen a lot of pics of her but these may take the cake.
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QUESTION: Can you name your grade school crush?
and where is he or she now?
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Morning Wood for 1/12/011: Jennifer Connelly
From the ROCKETEER to The DILEMMA, Jennifer Connelly has a screen presence that reminds me of Liz Taylor. She is sexy, yet classy.
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Afternoon Delite:Melanie Niemela
The aspiring model Melanie needs our help to win a modeling contest. Simply click on the link and the clink “‘vote for me”. Its that simple. the top 6 are winners and she is in 7th place right now. Its not like you would be lying or anything, she is pretty as a snow flake.
http://www.exploremodeling.com/Casting/SouthMoonUnder/48070/Melanie_Niemela.aspx
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Question: when did you 1st make out in the back...
Just wondering
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Morning Wood for 1/11/011: Abi Titmuss
Over the Christmas break, I hopped cross the pond and went to England for a few days to visits some people. I was happy to meet with a few fans and one introduced me to Abi Titmuss. Abi was a nurse and turned glamour model. Smart move.
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Morning Wood for 1/10/011: michelle trachtenberg
I don’t know if its her youthful good looks, her pixi-ish ways for the 2 feet of cleavage but Michelle Trachtenberg has got it going on in my book. She is the girl next door who goes off to college and gets all sluty like.
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Afternoon Delite: WONDER WOMAN by Alessandra...
From what I heard, Alessandra really wants the WONDER WOMAN role. She is a cute girl but she doesn’t do it for me. What do you think?
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QUESTION: Who's got the best cucpakes?
Who?
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Morning Wood for 1/6/011: Rebeca Linares
I met Rebeca a few years back but never hung out with her until recently. Here are some of the photos she was sending me, to get my attention.
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Afternoon Delite: WONDER WOMAN by Kaley Cuoco
Kaley does a nice job of filling out the WW costume. She wouldn’t be my 1st pick if I was casting the role but she is adorable nonetheless.
Even she can’t stop looking at them
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QUESTION: What was your favorite TV show as a kid?
Well?
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Morning Wood for 1/5/011: Alice Godwin
I know it is not too often that I share photos with you guys from my private collection but it would be criminal of me not to do so in the case of Mrs. Godwin. What a weekend it was.
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Afternoon Delite: WONDER WOMAN by Kim Kardashian
Again, Kim’s body is great for WONDER WOMAN but she ruins the look with the black leggings. “nude” leggings would have been the way to go.
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Morning Wood for 1/4/011: Emmy Rossum
If you don’t watch the show SHAMELESS on SHOWTIME, then you should. Emmy Rossum is more than a reason. Besides, being a good show, Emmy is cute and hot at the same time. She has what I like to call the “Retarded Brittney Murphy” factor.
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Afternoon Delite: WONDER WOMAN by Denise Milani
All this week on Afternoon Delite, I will feature different women dressed as WONDER WOMAN. Today is my favorite one, aside from Lynda Carter of course, Denise Milani.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt: Fashion victim or the fug?
Really, I am not saying anything about her figure. I think she looks great but I do question her choice in clothes as a means to highlight said lovely figure.
WTF?
What is this?
This is more like it:
dirty thoughts:
Basically, she needs some help with how to dress sexier. I wonder if NettaP can help her.
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Morning Wood for 1/3/Eh Oh 11: Amy Smart
Now, if I was a casting director still, Amy Smart would have been cast in the role of SUPERGIRL. She has the legs for the shorts and the right size everything else. She made the butterfly effect watchable and was ace in ROAD TRIP.