July 2010
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Morning Wood for 7/9/10: Sophia Loren
Really, Mrs. Loren could be 100 and I would wait in line for an hour to ride that roller coaster.    She was sexy before people even knew what it was.    Look “sexiest woman on the planet in the history of the universe” on wikipedia and there is a picture of her.   Stay Black
Jul 9th
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IN YOUR FACE!
Well, since Conan O’Brien is too much of a gentleman to say it, I will have to say it for him “HAHAHAHAHA, NBC you got what you wanted, with Jay Leno, while Conan is getting what he deserves with a PRIME TIME EMMY NOMINATION!”    What a bag a dicks they are over there.    Conan isn’t even on TV right now and he is generating more of a buzz than Leno, who is sporting his...
Jul 8th
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I will take my scotch on the rocks.
Since MGM doesn’t realize it can go pan handle on the subway to raise some funds, they shut down production on the 23rd something James Bond film: link   Well, your Uncle Stugots Puppet is here for more than just watching the seniors from Font Bon girls field hockey team.    I am offering MGM 10 million of my own dollars to purchase the iconic franchise from the strapped studio.   The...
Jul 8th
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GRUNGE IS BACK!
No, not the character from the GEN 13 comic books, the style.    When chicks walk around in the summer time with heavy, worn jeans, flannel long sleeve shirts and flip flops.   The thick rimmed glasses complete the look.   Well, not really, the yard stick of cleavage is what really completes it but I realize there are some women that  read this blog and I said that for their benefit.   After all,...
Jul 8th
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Morning Wood for 7/8/10: Morgan Fairchild
This chick doesn’t get younger as she age but she does get hotter.    There are 2 things Mrs. Fairchild can do: pick a great plastic surgeon and give men erections.    Enjoy yours. Stay Black
Jul 8th
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The Terrorists Have Won.....
Really America?    The 4th of July comes and goes and the best we can do is Linda Hogan on a boat in a bikini top of the flag?    We may as well be speaking Mandarin.    For shame. Stay Black
Jul 7th
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Jul 7th
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Morning Wood for 7/6/10: Ann Margret
Today we will enjoying the lovely curves of on Ann Margret.    As a young lass, the sex appeal just oozed out of her pours, it still does but in a classy way now.  
Jul 7th
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Morning Wood for 7/6/10: Helen Mirren
This week on “Morning Wood” we will feature the silver foxes that look smoking hot even though they may be over the hill.   Today, Helen Mirren is up to knock your socks off.    Try not to hurt yourself.
Jul 6th