June 2010
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Morning Wood for 6/30/10: Jennie Finch
A Modern Day Amazon. That is the only way I can explain today’s “MORNING WOOD” entry, Jennie Finch. She is tall, muscular, sexy and an Olympian. I would smell her jock and sleep with her sports bar. Just look at that navel. It must smell like roses after 9 innings.
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Morning Wood for 6/29/10: Gina Carano
I have never wanted to get beat up so bad before in my life until I laid my eyes on Gina Carano. Any one else?
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Morning Wood for 6/28/10: Danika Patrick
“Get your motors running” and get your wrists limber because Danika Patrick will melt asphalt in these pics faster than then car she drives on the race track. Yes, this week’s MORNING WOOD will be women athletes. Enjoy.
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"Morning Wood" for this week
will feature women athletes that are smoking hot. Be ready for this crop, it may give you the carpal tunnel. Can you handle it?
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Morning Wood for 6/23/10: Rita
May very well be the hottest chick I have seen in a while. She is exotic, sensual, flirt, cute and fun. She looks like the type of girl that is wild yet you can bring her out to the family BBQ.
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Morning Wood for 6/22/10: Christin
All this and she is a chef too.
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Morning Wood for 6/21/10: Mariel Brianna Scharf
Ming! This chick is so hot, that she needs 3 names to contain herself.
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Friday is Pizza Day
What are you skinflints having for lunch? I do 1st class all the way in life. No flying coach for me with the likes of any of you.
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Morning Wood for 6/18/10: GLL
This chick is so hot that she doesn’t even go by a name, just initials. Difference between men and women: women understand mystery, sex appeal isnt just an up skirt pic, its in the eyes, its in what you dont see. That is why women run things and we are just running around like dogs.
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Perry is really going all out
to try and make me swoon for her. i wont give in to her feminine tricks.
well maybe just once but only because she did this.
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Morning Wood for 6/17/10: Jamie Snediker
The lovely Jamie operates a fishing boat (GULFSTREAM III) out of Key West, Florida for the last several years. Check her out:
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Little Pieces From Heaven
This is so good, it had to be made from Angel’s Wings. What are you having for lunch? Let me guess, some sort of salad? A turkey wrap? One of those value meals? Get back to your desk Johnny Brown Bag and know, I am eating like I king and you aren’t.
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Morning Wood for 6/16/10: Marie Sarkisian
Today’s fan submission comes is from a chick I am a big fan of. She is the science behind the violence, the sexiness behind the sassiness that is HIPPOJUICE and GEEKERDOME Those boys couldn’t post a porn pic if Marie didn’t set up the sites and keep them running, plus she is funny. Check her out on their podcasts or catch them LIVE Wednesday Nights. Take a look at the...
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WatchWARNING TO MOTHERS EVERYWHERE!
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Morning Wood for 6/15/10: THE SNATCH
Only thing hotter than a chick with one name? A chick with a name of a female body part! THE SNATCH is the latest in the fan submission series.
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the 90's were better
today kind of sucks. In the 90’s, we had free music, the internet was just rolling out, a president that was getting hummers and money was thrown around like it was snowing in Alaska. Sure, there were mud slides in El AY but, NYC was thriving as long as you stayed out of Times Square.
My point in all this is once AT&T does away with their unlimited data plans, the other cell...
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Morning Wood for 6/14/10: Veronica Marie
Week 2 of fan submissions starts off with a Coors Lite Spokes Model from PA, Veronica Maria. Va-Va-Va-Voom. Enjoy
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Morning Wood for 6/11/10: Maria
Fan submissions has opened up an whole new world to me. What a great idea. I wish I thought of it sooner. Today’s submission comes from Maria. She is a Brooklyn girl, to the core.
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Morning Wood for 6/10/10: Bonnie
This fan submission came from a lady that just listed her name as BONNIE. Chicks with one word names just ad 100 points to their hotness. Enjoy
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Metal Barbie
Shes the best
Miss Kane
We love her!! \m/!!
Great Christie Pics!!
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The Importance of a good breakfast
No city in the world can duplicate it. Believe me, I traveled all over and where ever I go, I see a place that says “NEW YORK CITY BAGELS” and every time, it is pure bullshit. So to you Charlotte, NC, I just have one thing to say, STOP IT ALREADY. Be proud of what you got with BBQ, grits and Sweat Tea and leave my breakfast bread alone now. You are embarrassing yourself.
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Morning Wood for 6/8/10: Christie Kane
These fan submission keep getting better. If you are a band on Staten Island or Brooklyn, then you know who “The Metal Barbie Christie Kane” is, for those that don’t. Check her out.
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WatchI fight the good fight for Parents, Kids, Baseball and America
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Too Much of A Good Thing
Sometimes, I miss partying like we all used to. Now you dopes stand around and check in on foursquare, letting the agents know where you are and comparing cell phones. You were argyle socks with matching sweater vests. You leave the bar when the drink specials are over. You text people that aren’t there to say “this place sucks” instead of texting “we are here and...
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Morning Wood for 6/8/10: Tina B
Continuing with the “Fan Submissions” is aspiring comedian Tina B. She is also knows as IT Girl on the Juvenile Frequency radio show. Her assets are plentiful.
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World Cup Kickoff Party & Tweetup →
splatterpainting:
If you live in the NYC area, RSVP for this Saturday’s party! Not only is it an “official” Internet Week NYC event, it is a charity fundraiser for the Flip Flop Foundation! (www.flipflopfoundation.org)
Get your tickets now!
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Oompa Loompas are stacked
Really, Katy Perry, just walk around and show those puppies off. We will watch and wait. You have every right to be proud of them. Let them free!
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Morning Wood for 6/7/10: Fan Submission
1st up in the fan submission series: AMY VITALE
Amy is a Model/Actress/Wrestler/Valet from the Fort Lauderdale area. Check her out, will be glad you did.
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"Morning Wood" for this week
All this week, the “Morning Wood” photos will be fan submissions. If you are interested in being featured, just email me a cute pic of yourself to: donstugs@aol.com with your name, website, twitter, tumblr or anything else you want mentioned in the post.
What kind of pics? Any one that you feel fits and that you would be comfortable with me showing off to the universe. ...
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Where do you go to chill?
When the life I lead of Hollywood Starlets, fine scotch, thick steaks from Peter Luger’s, parties and more Starlets, I need a place to go an relax and get away from it all. For that I go to my zen garden and re-focus and re-charge.
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Jay Z is a copycat
Now, I fully support my fellow Brooklynite, with that said, DUDE! You are biting off of my boys and I think an intervention is in order.
1st: the symbol
When I 1st seen you doing it, I thought it was because you were a fan but after a while, I realized you were trying to steal it. Please stop. DDP was doing the diamond cutter symbol while you were still slinging rock over in Marcy.
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MORNING WOOD 6/4/10: The Women of LOST: Evangeline...
Nuff Said really. no??
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MORNING WOOD 6/2/10: The Women of LOST: Rebecca...
This is one hot ginger, no?
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@lindsaylohan has an audition?
Lindsay Lohan was spotted yesterday either in disguise or she is trying out for the remake of the flying nun. You decide:
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MORNING WOOD 6/2/10: The Women of LOST: Elizabeth...
She didn’t smile much and seemed annoyed in every scene but maybe that was all sexual tension. Regardless, she is hot. Dont think so? Check it,
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MORNING WOOD 6/1/10: The Women of LOST
Since LOST ended last week, I cant stop thinking of the hot and damaged chicks of that show. This week, we will look at 4 of them. Your Welcome.
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