April 2010
17 posts
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@lindsaylohan just keeps getting hotter
what is it about a chick that as she loses her grasp on reality, she keeps getting hotter.    Is it that she has the raging, out of control hormones of a pregnant woman carrying triplets?    Is it the money?    Is it the drugs?   Is it the booze?   Only the wise ol’ owl that know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop may have the answers.   Until then, Lindsay...
Apr 30th
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WatchWatch
Pam Grier has got the cooch full of cocaine. i forgot to post that yesterday.
Apr 30th
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Tess Taylor knows what I want.
Really, I know that “leaking” photos like this: are just meant for me to want you.    It is calling courting and I am all for a woman going after what she wants.   Some advice: send them to my phone next time like Kim Kardashian does.  Stay Black
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Mornings
After a long, rough night of living the life, I am happy to see the sun start to rise.    It means sleep is coming soon enough.    Who am I kidding?   It just means, I have to hurry up, drink and hope that the chick leaves when I make believe to sleep while she looks for her under wear.    Stay Black
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Congrats to Sandra Bullock!
Apr 28th
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 WARNING ABOUT THE DANGERS OF FACEBOOK!
Apr 27th
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Kristin Cavallari is Stupid
Really Kristin, if you aren’t stupid then you must be really shy.    No one wants to see you with a t-shirt over the bikini.    Loosen up a little, even Paris Hilton struts around without a cover up and she was born with out boobs.    Kristin, let those puppies breathe or they will die and you don’t want PETA on your ass. Stay Black
Apr 27th
Get Well Soon Bret
There are a few men on the planet that love women as much as I do but Bret Michaels comes close.     Lets get better soon so that you can get back to lovin and leavin em. Stay Black http://12seconds.tv/v/8BHTK
Apr 27th
Monday Monday
For the ham and eggers of the world, I truly do feel sorry for you come Monday Mornings.    It reafrims the fact that your lives are not your own.   You a slave for the man.    While, the movers and shakers of the world get to sleep in, eat a Greek Omelette off of the ass of the strumpet that was lucky enough to come home with me.   Stay Black
Apr 26th
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I love being me.
Because some days, I just  get to look at this all day long
Apr 26th
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Its like dejavu all over again
NYC is in the middle of a big economic crunch.   The Subways are gross, violent and graffiti is everywhere.   Even the old NYS license plates are gold and blue.    Music sucks for the most part.   A Sci-Fi film is taking the world by storm.   1978 is back people.    All we need is now is a serial killer that takes his orders from the barking dog next door and it will be 1978.  It is back...
Apr 23rd
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Big Bad Ben
Tsk Tsk Mr. Roethlishberger.     Whipping out the unit in a bar is tacky.    Chicks these days require some fancy foot work.   They want to dazzled.   They want the romance.   You have sex with them in the bathroom at some dive bar and then never call her again, of course she is going to be mad about and dial 9-1-1 on your ass.    Didn’t you learn anything from Mike Tyson?  Enjoy your 6...
Apr 22nd
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PETA needs to relax
PETA is complaining about the way Kim Kardashian is holding the cat in this picture: I had to stare at this photo for an hour before I was even able to find the cat.     All I can are puppies. Stay Black. 
Apr 22nd
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Esquire's Women We Love
Thank you Esquire.    The cover alone of this month’s magazine will keep me busy.    Christina Hendricks is proof that a woman’s body is a work of art.   
Apr 21st
Apr 21st