May 2010
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“The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it.”
– Truman Capote (via suicideblonde)
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HOT CHICKS THAT ROCK! 5/21/10
Don’t know Denise Sosa? Well you are missing out. This chick is smoking hot and has a voice that will rock you down to your cockils, maybe even the sub-cockils (screw you Leary, now its mine, Suck it). Denise is in a rock cover band that will be at the Baily Bunion on 3rd ave in Bay Ridge on Saturday night. She also have a couple few original CDs out that can be found here.
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HOT CHICKS THAT ROCK! 5/20/10:
For a while now, I have been a fan of the band THE SHE WOLVES The lead singer Dave She Wolf has a killer voice, rips on the guitar and has eyes that will burn through you while turning you on at the same time.
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HOT CHICKS THAT ROCK! 5/19/10: @Pink
P!NK! Why? Because yesterday she did an interview with cosmo.com and said “”I don’t hear that I’m hot from a lot of straight men. I think I’m capable of being cute, but I’m comfortable with the fact that I’m not a cover girl”
Well P!NK, I am the straightest guy around and I am here to tell you that you are so hot that you personally are making...
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Bebe Neuwirth must be broke
because she is too damn skinny. Come on over here, I will give you a steak, potatoes, corn bread, beer and one on one time in the hot tub. Not interested? You know I love you, we go way back but maybe you should lay off the blow hotness.
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HOT CHICKS THAT ROCK! 5/18/10
Today’s HOT CHICKS THAT ROCK is Kristin Wilson Ryan
and she fronts the band Audio Fiction
Their 1st video WAY OUT will keep your eyes glued to you screen and make you want to take Kristin away for a weekend to one of those places with the champagne glass hot tubs.
MING! look at her:
check out her and her band. you will not be let down.
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TNA Wrestling
These guys in TNA are doing something cool. The X division and the tag team division make me feel like I am reliving my youth for my love of this business. Keep it up.
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HOT CHICKS THAT ROCK! 5/17/10
All this week, MORNING WOOD will be replaced with HOT CHICKS THAT ROCK. For today, I picked LISA BIANCO. She is a vision of beauty, eyes that are sexy yet strong and has a voice that will melt an iceberg. If you are not familiar with her work, check her out.
youtube: www.youtube.com/BianxNYC
Facebook: www.facebook.com/lisabiancomusic
Twitter: @LisaBianco
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Morning Wood 5-16-10
I don’t even remember any of this last night but it was on the camera so, I must have taken it and given it as well.
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Morning Wood 5-15-10
These two were crying when Shekels asked them to leave this morning. I think they fell in love but this aint the PlayBoy Mansion freaks, hit the bricks.
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Morning Wood 5-14-10
I am willing to bet that you didn’t go to bed with this last night, but I did.
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Dinner for a King
Tonight for dinner I had:
and for dessert:
Its good to be the King.
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That's fat?
What is wrong with our society? Elisha Cuthbert is fat?
Exhibit A:
Where is the fat? I don’t see it, nor will I be kicking her out of my bed tonight.
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Morning Wood 5-12-10
And what did you have for dessert last night? Mine was better.
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Marisa Miller wears night wear to dinner
Really, I don’t think she dumb, just a little lazy or silly even. Maybe she is just a child at heart or longing for a time when her life was simple. Who are we to judge? Regardless, she is invited to my Mansion in Bay Ridge for a sleep over party. Naked twister will be a must as well as Spumoni.
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LADIES!
We need you to be more like Jenny Slate. Cute, smart and funny. Remember when you were all 3 of those? Before you got “the phil” hair cut. Before you started worrying about “what the neighbors think”. Before you got cankles. Before you grew that stick up your ass. You were this:
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RIP Frank Frazetta
Yesterday, I heard the bad news that one of my favorite artists of all time had passed away. That man’s name was Frank Frazetta. His artwork was not like anything else I had ever nor will ever see. He will be missed. Thoughts & Prayers.
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Morning Wood 5-11-10 Celeb Addition
Marilyn Monroe was breaking hearts of famous ball players and causing carpel tunnel in the bedrooms of young men before Kim Kardashian’s mom was born.
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How can I say "NO"
When she shows up to my Bay Ridge Mansion looking like this?
I am weak, weak, I tell you.
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RIP Lena Horne
You were a hot dame, classy and could sing well. Our time together will always be remembered as great.
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Propaganda Poster
One of my many Propaganda Posters for my under ground Political Action Committee.
Dig it?
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Morning Wood 5-7-10
This chick had great taste in women but bad taste in jewelry. She almost lost an earring in the hot tub.
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Visions of Beauty: @ladygaga
Really now, who can look at this and not pitch a tent? I dare you.
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Thank a Boy Scout!
Seriously, these young men are the future leaders of this country. The Scouts are caring, giving and helpful to those in their community. Such devotion should be commended.
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Some days it is all cleavage and caviar
Jessica Simpson’s yard stick of cleavage is so impressive, even her friend cannot look away.
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Morning Wood 5-6-10
These are the two lovelies from last night. It was exhausting getting them to leave just now.
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Greek Goddesses (Goddessii?) walk amoung us
Really, you dont think there are higher beings out there, how do you explain these two visions of beauty walking among us?
Alessandra Ambrosio:
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Emma Watson aka Hermione:
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Its like dejavu all over again Part II
Is my hot tub a time machine? I wake up this afternoon to find hot pics of Madonna that I never seen before. It has to be 1987 still.
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Morning Wood 5-5-10
These are the 2 chicks I was parting with last night
Not bad ha?
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Morning Wood
Yeah, these lovely ladies enjoyed the hot tub last night. How lucky are they?
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My little heart goes pitter patter
When I watch The Apprentice and I get to see Maria. She just maybe the prettiest woman on Prime Time TV.
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WatchToday’s words of wisdom
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Time Stands Still
Really, after looking at these pics of Whitney, I couldn’t tell if it was 2010 or 1987. Can you?
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It aint all cleavage and caviar
I wake up every afternoon to a scotch on the rocks and an inbox of photos from lovely women all viaing for my attention even if only for a night, a topic of a 12 second video or a blog. Today, wasn’t much different until I opened the email entitled “Highlander: There can be only one”. The photo attached:
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I am a big fan of the cinema.
The other day, a friend sent me a fine film from 1994 called “Embrace of the Vampire”. It is my opinion that this movie should have gotten an Oscar for best picture and my favorite actress EVER, Alyssa Milano should have won for Actress of the Year. The movie’s story may not be clear but there is one scene that makes this movie a film.
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Jessica Simpson KNOWS how to advertise
What was she doing on Ellen’s show? I stopped listening after I seen THEM:
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