Morning Wood for 11/29/010: Michelle Ryan
As a man of the world, I get to met beautiful women from across the globe. Mrs. Ryan and I met on the set of the British TV show, Eastenders. Since then she was tapped to play the Bionic Woman. She did thank me properly for that. Stay Black
Morning Wood for 11/23/010: Alyssa Campanella
This former Miss Whatever State She is From is living the dream, she handed over her State Crown and is now a Victoria’s Secret runway model. Is it the red hair? Is it the long legs? Does the carpet match the drapes? Only her hair dresser knows for sure. Stay Black
Morning Wood for 11/22/010: Lucy Pinder
The lovey lucy pinder is a rare breed. She is smoking hot that looks thick but isn’t. Its an illusion. If she could act, she would make the perfect WONDER WOMAN. Stay Black
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For The Ladies: Ryan Reynolds
Well, he is People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive this year, so why not include him in “FOR THE LADIES” this week? Ryan Reynolds has a knack for comedy. I do not think I ever watch any of his flicks and not laughed, even the bad ones. He was great in THE PROPOSAL and nailed it as DEADPOOL in the WOLVERINE movie. stay black
Morning Wood for 11/18/010: Kaley Cuoco
You either batched to her on “8 Simple Rules” or on the dull “BIG BANG THEORY” doesn’t matter to me but you cannot deny the fact that you batch to this lovely young lady. stay black
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Morning Wood for 11/17/010: Britney Spears
Britney has gone to the other side and back. Sure her 1st comeback was forced and she wasnt ready and she failed, that is part of the hotness. Do not forget about the break down either. Shaving her head in the middle of the night at a salon and then smashing up someone’s car is ups the hotness. Stay Black bri
John Mayer: PiMp
I tip the fedora to you Mr. Mayer. You are in a league of very few men in this modern era. Only You, Charlie Sheen, Myself and a few others sleep with so many women and make it look so easy. *tip* http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/11/did-you-know-that-john-mayer-was-having.html Stay Black
Morning Wood for 11/16/010: Jessica Simpson
All American Girls week continues and this one is a no brainer. Jessica Simpson is and always will “America’s Sweetheart”. regardless of what she looks like. I would also like to point out that I LOVE her more now that there is more of her to love.
Morning Wood for 11/15/010: Laura Prepon
It is “All American Girl” week on MORNING WOOD and today we start with LAURA PREPON. What do you think? Stay Black
Morning Wood for 11/11/010: Jen Friel
In case you don’t you know who Jen Friel is, she is the sexy brain behind talknerdytomelover.com. She blogs about her life, day in and day out. I found that besides have the bluest eyes I have ever seen, she lives be the same credo that I do: I live life every.single.day. like it is my last. And this is how I choose to spend it. That right there, makes my juices flow. If you know...
Is Linsday Lohan in rehab or Junior High?
either way she is smoking hot. If you don’t think so, you are either a bull dyke or queersicle. Also, notice the cool ass shades? she stole them from me last time she stayed over, along with my Lynyrd Skynrd t-shirt. Stay Black
Morning Wood for 11/10/010: Adrianne Curry
Playboy model, America’s Top Model, Wife, “nudist”, bi curious, NERD. yes, i said nerd. “Hot Nerd Chick” week continues with Adrianne Curry. How nerdy is she? She plays World of Warcraft and openly recruits for her clan on twitter and facebook. She goes to comic con in costume. She is all around cool as well. Stay Black
Morning Wood for 11/9/010: Natalie Portman
As “nerd chick” week continues, I am sure there are a few people out there that will say that Mrs. Portman is not nerdy enough. I beg to differ. She was in 3 star wars movies, V for Vendetta and the upcoming THOR movie. She obviously is nerd in sheep’s clothing. stay black
Morning Wood for 11/8/010: @MorganWebb
Its “nerdy chicks” week on Morning Wood and I am kicking it off with the co-host of X-Play on G4, Morgan Webb. Morgan may be the best kind of hot, she is hot and doesn’t know it. The show that is on made the network watchable before they loaded it up with Olivia Munn types. Tip of the cap to you Mrs. Webb, thank you. Stay Black
Who wants to do some modeling for me?
Elizabeth Hurley: MANGO Bikinis
A few years back I was at the offices of MANGO fashion. They were in a slump and needed my help. They were getting ready to launch their bikini line and they weren’t sure how to go about it. I told them straight out “go with liz hurley, make her look like Liz taylor and don’t look back.” I cashed their check before Mert and Marcus even packed their first zoom in...
Friday is for the ladies: Colin Farrell
More men in this world should be like Colin and myself. You won’t catch us going to the pottery barn or setting up throw pillows or any of the other gay stuff your chicks make you do. No, we are drinking scotch and banging broads and sometimes, 2 at a time. Stay Black
Morning Wood for 11/4/010: Monica Belluci
My time in Umbria really wasn’t all that much fun until day 3 of the trip when I got to meet the lovely Monica Belluci, while she was on a photo shoot with legendary photography and good friend, Giuseppe Tornatore. The rest of my time there was spent “coaching” Mrs. Belluci on American culture. Stay Black
Demi Lovato just got hotter.
I know, I didn’t believe it either but it is true. Yesterday, as I was getting ready for the runny eggs and cold bacon they serve here at the rehab center for breakfast, the Rasta orderly, not the mean one, the cool one, told me of a young starlet that was just checked in. I did some nosing around and I found out that Demi Lovato is at that the same rehab joint that I am at but she...
Morning Wood for 11/3/010: Penelope Cruz
I first met Penelope on the set of Sahara. At first I found her accent to be annoying but she won me over while we had dinner in her trailer one night. Plus, she is named after my favorite cartoon character, Penelope Pit Stop. Stay Black
Morning Wood for 11/2/010: Salma Hayek
That great sense of humor, a cute face, a sexy accent and a rack with enough milk to feed all of Africa. What more can you ask for? What more can I say? Stay Black
Morning Wood for 11/1/010: Halle Berry
A more beautiful and sexy woman on the planet may never be found as long as Halle Berry is walking around. Her skin looks like pure Nestle Quik and I am sure its as tasty. She may be perfect in every way, except that she can’t drive for shit. Stay Black