Friday is "For the Ladies": Paul Walker
This guy is not your typical Hollywood star. Paul is like an anti-star. He doesn’t go to parties or clubs. He just is himself. Good for you handsome, leave that heavy lifting to me, I can take it. Stay Black
Please Marvel, do not make this suck
I am very excited about the upcoming comic book movies from Marvel but every time i see or hear something about them, I cringe. the kid looks the part of Captain America, he really does. i just worry that the movie will suck, same goes for THOR and DC Comics’ Green Lantern Stay Black
Farmville, Yo Ville, Fuck off
If you are this wrapped up a stupid facebook game, maybe you belong in the nut hut. Killing your kid because the baby “bothered” you? You being on earth bothers me lady, someone hand me my gun. http://kotaku.com/5675176/woman-kills-baby-for-interrupting-farmville-session Stay Black
Morning Wood for 10/28/010: Ashley Graham
As “Let’s hear if for the big girls” comes to a close, I thought it would be fitting to feature Mrs. Graham. I will never forget the weekend we spent together in Cabo. It was right around the time her “too hot for TV” Lane Bryant ad came out and she was all a flutter to have a VIP pass to ride the “ultra twister”, if you know what I mean. ...
Morning Wood for 10/27/010: Fluvia Lacerda
Brazil is kind of a let down. Considering the countries reputation for producing hot chicks, this is the only plus size hottie they got. Stay Black
How cool is Charlie Sheen?
He is so cool that he makes you forget he has a brother. Drunk, hooker, naked, trashing hotel rooms. This guy thinks he is me. LINK stay black
Morning Wood for 10/26/010: toccara jones
“Lets hear it for the big girls” week continues with Toccara Jones. I met Mrs. Jones at a KING magazine a few years back. She seemed like a nice sweet girl that just wanted to be noticed for her mind. I didn’t know she had one. Stay Black
DC Comics is killing Superman
No, it is not the Return of DOOMSDAY, it is much much worse for the man in blue. He is becoming a hipster puke teen. Yeah, DC in their latest way to boost sales is making The Man of Steel into the Man of Moody alla “Twlight”. Thanks DC for fagging up our Super Heroes. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/it_new_look_for_superman_wWxd8MApuHBFBmh0b3a4eK Stay Black.
Morning Wood for 10/25/010: Whitney Thompson
Last week I was told by my friend Netta P that there were a slue of plus size models that would be perfect for “Morning Wood” and I took her advice and look around a bit, only to find out that she was correct. I do not know who Whitney Thompson is but she will be getting a phone call from me this week. Hubba Hubba Stay Black
Morning Wood for 10/21/010: helena bonham carter
I first realized that Helena had the goods while I was on the set of MACBETH, hanging out with Mel Gibson. Her performance as a crazy chick was so real that I believed that all women were crazy. Then she turned up in Harry Potter, again playing a hot, crazy chick. Shame on your Hollywood for type casting. Stay Black
Morning Wood for 10/20/010: Natalie Blair
Last year when I went to Australia, I got the chance to meet Natalie. Who is she? Well, she is an Australian actress, best known for her role as Carmella Cammeniti on Neighbours. The other thing she is known for is being extremely hot. There is one other thing but I am gentlemen and as such, a gentlemen never talks about how a woman gave up for the chance to be on American TV. But yeah,...
Morning Wood for 10/19/010: Padma Lakshmi
When I first met Padma, she was already known internationally as an actress and award-winning writer and few years later, BANG, now she is the host of the top-rated TV series Top Chef. Funny how time flies. Stay Black
Morning Wood for 10/18/010: Gillian Jacobs
For the “ginger” lovers of Community there is Gillian Jacobs, the older, prettier love interest for Joel McHale, that we are all supposed to find attractive. NSFW Stay Black
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Morning Wood for 10/14/010: Alison Brie
If you don’t watch the show, COMMUNITY, you are missing out. Not only is it really funny but watching Alison’s wholesome character ANNIE, makes you want to go back to school. Her girl next door look is perfect for the role. Keep it sexy Alison. Stay Black
Morning Wood for 10/13/010: Minka Kelly
Last week I was the offices of Esquire for an interview. We did word associations and when they asked “Sexiest Woman in The World” I responded “Minka Kelly”. Had I known that they were going to use it, I would have asked for a check or I would have said “H Cup Jane”, but I digress.
Morning Wood for 10/12/010: Heidi Johnson
I met Heidi a few years ago while I was traveling through Norway. Over coffee she told how she was ready to take the modeling world by storm. I told her that “with your classic curves and good looks” that would be easy. Stay Black
Morning Wood for 10/11/010: Francesca Osorio
Ming! I remember the 1st time I met Fran (after what we did together that weekend, I can call her that) and she was trying to get into modeling. Well, she is coming a long way in a short time. Check her out so that you can say “I say her way back when.” Stay Black
Friday is "For The Ladies" 10/8/010: George...
Leading men come and go but every once in a while a guy comes along that just has a little something more that a handsome face. George Clooney is one of those guys. He has what it takes to be Sinatra, without the singing. Stay Black
Morning Wood for 10/7/010: Heather Locklear
Some one made a deal with the devil way back when, because women over 35 usually look like crap. They sag, they wrinkle and they lose their sex appeal. Don’t hate the messenger, it’s science. But I digress, Heather is hotter now that she was the first time I saw her as Sammy Joe. Stay Black
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Morning Wood for 10/6/010: Mena Suvari
For a chick that has only made a handful of movies, she certainly made a splash. As a “teen” she made Kevin Spacey lose his mind and I do not blame him. Who wouldn’t? Plus, she can rock a shaved head with the best of them. Stay Black
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Morning Wood for 10/5/010: Jenny McCarthy
We all wanted to get close enough and slip her a roofie back on SINGLED OUT and loved finding out that the carpet didn’t match the drapes via PLAYBOY, so don’t even try to deny it. Besides the body of an Greek Goddess, Jenny also has a great sense of humor which is a big plus. Stay Black
Afternoon DeLite: Women Kissing!
i don’t know when this fad started but women kissing other women is hot, unless its Rosie kissing her/his wife. Seriously, isn’t it? (that last one is Katy Perry kissing PINK, i just couldn’t go a day with out mentioning Katy) Stay Black
Morning Wood for 10/4/010: elizabeth hurley
How hot is Elizabeth Hurley? So hot that she played the devil in some movie that is so bad that I can’t remember the name to it. That is pretty hot. Stay Black
Afternoon DeLite: Women Who Rock
Maybe its the smokey voices, maybe its the way they grip the neck of the guitar, maybe its the mic being phallic shaped, maybe its the music. What ever is it, women rockers are just hotter than a fat guy waiting on line at Nathan’s in August. I had a VIXEN and a SAMANTHA FOX Poster, why? Did I like their music? Fuck no, I would watch their videos with the sound off. Ming, they...
Friday is "For The Ladies" 10/1/010: matthew...
This surfer hippie pot head seems like a guy I can hang out with and discuss the fate of the world over some beers with. A man’s man and a ladies man at the same time. There aren’t many of us left out there in the world so we have to support each other. Stay Wet